o-oh... o-oh
we are the wednesday boys
o-oh... o-oh
we are the wednesday boys
and if you are a united ite
surrender or you'll die
we all follow the wednesday

never felt more like singing the blues
the wednesday win united lose
oh wednesday
you got me singing the blues
like you do
like you do
like you do

neil warnock has a farm
e-i-e-i-o
and on that farm he has some pigs
e-i-e-i-o
with a woodhouse here and a devlin there
here a bent there a quinn
everywhere a keith curle
neil warnock has a farm e-i-e-i-o

come on without
come on within
you ain't seen nothing
like ALAN QUINN

Di Piedi, Di Piedi, olay olay olay
Di Piedi, Di Piedi, olay olay olay
Di Piedi, Di Piedi, olay olay olay
Di Piedi, Di Piedi, olay olay olay
Di Piedi, Di Piedi, olay olay olay

Stand up if you hate the blades
Stand up if you hate the blades
Stand up
if you hate the blades
Stand up
if you hate the blades

You’ll never beat Des Walker
You’ll never beat Des Walker

Paul Jewell’s barmy army
Paul Jewell’s barmy army

Barmy army
barmy army
barmy army
barmy army
barmy army
barmy army
barmy army
barmy army
etc.

Cheer up Neil Warnock
O what can it be to a
sad united bastard
and a shit football team

We beat the scum 2-1
We beat the scum 2-1
We beat the scum 2-1
2-1

Who let the pigs out
Oink oink oink oink
Who let the pigs out
Oink oink oink oink

We love you Wednesday we do
We love you Wednesday we do
We love you Wednesday we do
O Wednesday we love you

And its Sheffield Wednesday
Sheffield Wednesday F.C.
They are by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen

Oh Sheffield
Oh sheffield
Is wonderful
Is wonderful
Oh Sheffield is wonderful
Full of tits fanny and Wednesday
Oh Sheffield is wonderful

Yorkshire
Yorkshire
Yorkshire
Yorkshire
Yorkshire
Yorkshire
Yorkshire

There’s only one Andy Hinchcliffe
One Andy Hinchcliffe
There’s only one Andy Hinchcliffe
One Andy Hinchcliffe

The referees a wanker
Etc.

O la la Sibon
C’mon c’mon
Say o la la Sibon
C’mon c’mon

Jewell give us a wave
Jewell Jewell give us a wave

Stand up if you love the Owls
Stand up if you love the Owls
Stand up
If you love the owls
Stand up
If you love the owls

Stand up if your going up
Stand up if your going up
Stand up
If your going up
Stand up
if your going up

O Wednesday
“clap clap clap”
O Wednesday
“clap clap clap”
O Wednesday
“clap clap clap”
O Wednesday
“clap clap clap”
etc.

Jerry
Jerry
Jerry
Jerry
Jerry
Jerry
etc.

Shit
shit
shit
shit
shit
shit
etc.

And its Sheffield Wednesday
Sheffield Wednesday F.C.
they are by far the greatest team
the world has ever seen

Wembley
Wembley
we’re the famous Sheffield Wednesday
and we’re going to wembley

Hey sa-rah sa-rah
where ever we’ll be we’ll be
we’re going to wembley
hey sa-rah sa-rah

Wednesdee
dee
dee
dee
dee
etc.

C’mon Wednesday
c’mon Wednesday
c’mon Wednesday
c’mon Wednesday
etc.

Gilles de Bilde
Can he fix it?!
Gilles de Bilde
Can he fuck?!

We like Carlton Parma
'cause he smokes Marijuana
La La La La

Honolulu Wednesday
Where you get those eyes?
Honolulu Wednesday
In Paradise

we are Wednesday,
Super Wednesday,
Got no money,
we don't care,
we hate piggies,
Shoot the bastards,
We'll chase them everywhere!