There's a well known Glasgow football team,
they don't play in blue and they don't play in green
red and yellow are the colours we love,
the colours of Partick Thistle Football Club,
Follow Thistle,follow Partick Thistle,
we're going for the cup,we're going for the flag,
follow Thistle,follow Partick Thistle,
cos there's not a team like the Firhill Jags.
We
will follow Thistle,
over land and sea,
we will follow thistle,
onto victory.
We're
coming, we're coming
we're coming down the road,
when you hear the noise of the Partick Thistle boys
we'll be coming down the road.
We've
followed the Thistle for many a day,
and seen all the matches at home and away,
and when the games over and thistle have won,
we're off to the tavern to join in the fun,
and it's Partick Thistle,Partick Thistle FC,
By far the greatest team the world has ever seen.
I
know a lassie
A Bonnie Bonnie Lassie
She's as tight as the paper on the wall
She's got legs like a spider
I'd love to fucking ride her
Mary Fae Maryhill
...
I was just about to hump her
When her tit's fell out her jumper
And her knees were banging off the wall, Off the Wall!
She's got a big fat belly
Her aye are awfly Scaley
Mary Fae Maryhill
Forever
and ever,
we follow the jags,
the Partick Thistle,
the Harry Wraggs,
and we have a promise,
that we shall fulfil,
to bring the scottish cup back home to Maryhill,
O-O-O Thistle, O-O-O Thistle, O-O-O Thistle,
O-O-O Thistle, O-O-O Thistle, O-O-O Thistle,
I'd walk a million miles for one of you're goals
Oh Thistle!
Hello,Hello,How
do you do?
We hate the boys in royal blue,
we hate the boys in emerald green,
so fuck the pope and fuck the queen.
If
you want to go to heaven when you die,
you must wear a Thistle scarf and Thistle tie,
you must wear a Thistle bonnet,
with fuck the old firm on it,
if you want to go to heaven when you die,
IF YOU DIE!
Singing I'm no a killie I'm a Jag,
Singing I'm no a killie I'm a Jag,
Singing I'm no a killie,
don't be so fucking silly,
Singing I'm no a killie I'm a Jag
THANK FUCK!
Oh
we went down to London,
and Bolton as well,
Went into the Gorgie and kicked them to hell,
we'll drink all you're whisky and newcastle brown,
the firhill boys are in town,
nananaOOOH!
Berty
Mee said to Bill Shankly
"Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury"
Shanks said,"No, well I don't think so"
We are the firhill...Shed Boys!
Johnny
Lambies,
RED AND YELLOW ARMY!
Johnny Lambies,
RED AND YELLOW ARMY!
I
once met a poor little teuchter,
his face was all tattered and torn,
he made me feel sick,
so I hit him with a brick,
and now he won't sing anymore.
We
fucking hate gypsies
we fucking hate gypsies etc. etc.
All
I want is a 12 inch dick,
a season ticket for Partick,
a Killie fan,
to punch and kick,
oh,wouldn't that be...LOVELY!
I
can't read and I can't write,
but that don't really matter,
cos I am just a Killie fan,
and I can drive a tractor.
There
only one team in Glasgow,
one team in Glasgow,
theres only one team in Glasgow etc.
Scotlands
number 1,
scotland,scotlands,
number 1.
Archie,
archie, archie, archie etc.
Archibald,
Archibald,
runnig down the wing,
archibald, archibald,
loves to swing them in,
he wears number 3,
but what is he called???
ARCHIBALD, ARCHIBALD, ARCHIBALD!!!
Banjo,banjo,banjo,banjo
etc.
There's
only one derek whyte,
theres only one derek whyte,
his name rhymes with shite,
but we think hes alright,
walking in a del boy wanderland.
Shaggy,shaggy,shaggy,shaggy
etc.
Dan,
dan, super dan,
dan, dan, super dan,
dan, dan, super dan,
super danny lennon.
Big
mad mental,MARTIN HARDIE!!!
Big mad mental,MARTIN HARDIE!!!
Big mad mental,MARTIN HARDIE!!!
Theres
only one mad mental,
one mad mental,
theres only one mad mental!
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