The Geordies went to Rome to see the Pope
The Geordies went to Rome to see the Pope
The Geordies went to Rome to see the Pope
And this is what he said
Who's that team they call the Boro
Who's that team we all adore
Cos they play in red and white
And they're fucking dynamite
And we'll support the Boro evermore

We're Boro, we're barmy,
We're off our fucking heads

We hate Sunderland la la la la la
We hate Sunderland la la la la la la

E-I-E-I-E-I-O Newcastle are shite you know
Robson is a wanker
Sherpeard is a twat
When it comes to football
You'll win fuck all
What d'you think of that

And it's Middlesbrough
Middlesbrough FC
we're the finest team in football
The world has ever seen

La la la la la la Boro
La la la...

Fuck all fuck all fuck all
Thats what you pay for your ticktes, fuck all

We are the Boro
The cock of the north
We hate Newcastle
And Sunderland of course
We all drink whisky
And Newcastle brown
Cos we are the Boro
and the Lads are in town
La la la we are the Boro...

You are my Boro
My only Boro
You make me happy
When skies are grey
You'll never notice
How much i love you
Please don't take
My Boro away

You're just a shite town on Tyneside

In your Sunderland slums
In your Sunderland slums
You're always looking for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Sunderland slums

No i can't hear nothing over there
No i can't hear nothing over there
No i can't hear nothing, can't hear nothing
Can't hear nothing over there
Or there, or there, or there, or there

You only sing when you're winning

Red army, red army, red army, red army.

Steve McClarens red and white army
We hate Sunderland
Steve McClarens red and white army
We hate Sunderland

Peter Reid's got a fuckin monkeys head
A fuckin' monkeys head
A fuckin' monkeys head

Theres only 1 job on Teeside
1 job on Teeside
1 job on Teeside

ole ole ole ole ju-ni-ni-o-o-o
ole ole ole ju-ni-ni-o-o-o

He's here he is there
He's every fuckin' were Massimo

He's fat
He's round
He's worth 3 million pound
Iron Mike, Iron mike

Play in red and white
We're fucking dynamite
Boro are on their way

Que sera sera
Whatever will be will be
There's only one Geremi
Que sera sera

M F C...P R T
Teessiders we shall be
We fuckin' hate Newcastle
we hate Sun'land too
Leeds united fuck u too!

Boro Boro Boro
We're the Teessiders from the north east
We are the Ayresome reds
We all get pissed out our heads
We're the teessiders from the north east

Build a Bonfire
Build a Bonfire
Put the geordies on the top
Put the mackems in the middle
And we'll burn the fucking lot

You are Boa-Teng
Always belive in your soul
You got the power to know
Your indstructable always believing
You are Boa-Teng

We've never won fuck all

Feed the Rat feed the Rat
Feed the Rat and he will score

Ugo Ehigou La la la la
Ugo Ehigou La la la la la la...

Bobby Robson stinks of piss
Stinks of piss
Stinks of piss
Bobby Robson stinks of piss
Poor old Bobby
Wears a nappy On His Arse
On his arse
On his arse
Wears a nappy on his Arse
Poor old Bobby

ooohhh Massimo
ooohhh Massimo
oooh Massimo
Ooo Massimo

He's Here, he's there,
He's every fucking where
Massimo
Massimo

Cock of the North

We are the 'Boro, the Cock of the North
We all hate Newcastle, and Sunderland of course
We all drink whisky and Newcastle Brown
The 'Boro boys are in town
Na na na ... we are the 'Boro

We shall overcome

We shall overcome some day
Deep in my heart I do believe
We shall overcome some day

We are the 'Boro boys

'Ello, 'ello, we are the 'Born boys
'Ello, 'ello, we are the 'Boro boys
We're the Ayresome Angels and we never miss a match
We all follow the 'Born
(A survivor despite the move from Ayresome Park to the Riverside stadium)

Who's that team

All the Geordies went to Rome to see the Pope
All the Geordies went to Rome to see the Pope
And this is what he said:
`Who's that team they call the 'Born?
Who's that team we all adore?
Oh we play in red and white
And we're fucking dynamite
And we'll support the 'Boro ever more'

The Gianluca Festa chant

(Fans chant the theme tune to cult television series The Addams Family, with clapping rather than finger clicking, which goes something like this)

We hate geordies,
Oh we hate geordies,
We hate geordies,
Oh we hate geordies,
We hate geordies,
Oh we hate geordies,
We are the geordie haters,
Boro, Boro.........

In your Sunderland slums,
In your Sunderland slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Sunderland slums.

Steve McClaren's red and white army,
We hate Sunderland,
Steve McClaren,s red and white army,
We hate Sunderland.

General
Red Army, Red Army,
Red Army, Red Army.

We are the Boro,
The cock of the north,
We hate Newcastle,
And Sunderland of course,
We all drink whisky,
And the Newcastle brown,
'Cos we are the Boro
and the Lads are in town.

You are my Boro,
My only Boro,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
You'll never notice,
How much I love you,
Please don't take,
My Boro away.

And it's Middlesbrough,
Middlesbrough FC,
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen.