We are Leeds, We are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Leeds, We are Leeds
We are Lee-eeds
We are Leeds, We are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Lee-eeds
WE ARE LEEDS

We're on the march with Wilko's army
We're all off to Wembley
And we don't give a fuck
'Cause we're gonna win the cup
'Cause United are the greatest football team

E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the football league we go
When we win the championship
This is what we'll sing
We are the champions
We are the champions
Sergeant Wilko's team
OY!

We are the pride of all Europe
The best in the North
We hate the Man U
and Chelsea of course

Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Ferguson
If you think you'll win the league
We are the boys who will stop your little game
We are the boys who will win the league again
...
With a knock-kneed chicken
and a bow-legged hen
we ain't had a fight since we don't know when
...
We don't give a wiggle
and we don't give a wank
WE ARE THE GELDERD AGGRO
...
Nya-nya-nya-nya...
We had joy, we had fun
We had Man U on the run
But the joy didn't last
Cos the bastards ran too fast!

We've been to man United
We've been to Europe too
We're ere today
We're ere to stay
We're ere to fight for Leeds

Oh the lads you should have seen their faces
Going down to Elland Road to see Don Revies aces
All the lads and lasses there with all their smiling faces
Going down to Elland Road to see Don Revies Aces

David Ellary He's a wanker, he's a wanker!
David Ellary He's a wanker, he's a wanker!

Manchester wank-wank-wank!
Manchester wank-wank-wank!

Radebe... Radebe... Radebe-Radebe-Radebe...
Radebe...
Radebe...
Radebe-e-e-e-e Lucas!

Super, Super-Leeds
Super, Super-Leeds
Super, Super-Leeds
Super Leeds United!

Smith... Smith... Alan-Alan Smith,
He gets the ball and scores a goal,
Alan - Alan Smith

There's Only one Carlton Palmer,
Only one Carlton Palmer,
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,
Carlton's a pedophile!

Bowyer for England (5 claps)
Bowyer for England (5 claps)
Bowyer for England (5 claps)

Robbie Fowler!
He's a smackhead!
He's a smackhead!
Robbie Fowler!
He's a smackhead!
He's a smackhead!

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She wears a big fat jewel,
And when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Harry Kewell!

We are the Champions,
Champions of Europe!
(repeat endlessly)

Sign on! sign on!
with a pen in your hand,
and you'll never find a job,
you'll never find a job,
Sign on, sign on...

Forever and ever,
we'll follow our team,
we're Leeds United,
we rule supreme,
we'll never be mastered,
by you - by you
we'll keep the white flag flying high...

Man United, Went in an aeroplane,
Went to Munich and never came back again,
Hahah!
They went on the DC7 and now there all in heaven,
They look sweet under a seat with an aeroplane snapped in two,
Hahah!

Spurs are on there way to Belsen!
Hitler's gonna gas 'em again
HISSS!
You just can't stop 'em the yid's from Tottenham,
the yid's from White Hart Lane OHH.. (repeat)

Yorkshire!
Yorkshire!
Yorkshire!

One team in Yorkshire!
There's only one team in Yorkshire!
One team in Yorkshire!
There's only one team in Yorkshire!

You can stick George Graham up yer arse!
you can stick George Graham up yer arse!
you can stick George Graham - Stick George Graham,
Stick George Graham up yer arse! Sideways!

Dave O'Leary's Barmy army,
we hate Man U!
Dave O'Leary's Barmy army,
we hate Man U...

O'LEARY! O'LEARY! O'LEARY!
O'LEARY! O'LEARY! O'LEARY!

When I was just a little boy,
I asked mother what should I be
should I be Chelsea
should I be Leeds?
here's what she said to me:
wash your mouth out, son, and go get your father's gun,
and shoot the Chelsea scum,
shoot the Chelsea scum.
WE HATE CHELSEA, WE HATE CHELSEA!

Who's that dying on the runway?
Who's that dying in the snow?
It's Matt Busby and his boys
making such a fucking noise
coz they can't get their aeroplane to go!

Always look on the runway for ice!
DUH-DUH, DUH-DUH DE DE DE DE!

Brooklyn Beckham is illegitimate
he aint got no birth certificate
his mums a whore and his dads an idiot,
poor old Brooklyn Beckham!

DAMN BUSTERS TUNE
(accompanied by mimicking an aero plane)

Alan Shearer!
He's a wanker!
He's a wanker!
Alan Shearer!
He's a wanker!
He's a wanker!

You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You never notice how much I love you
Please don’t take me sunshine away
NAAAAAH naaah naah nah nah (LEEDS!)
Nah Nah nah nah nah (LEEDS!)
Nah nah nah nah na
nah-nah-nah-nah (LEEDS! LEEDS!)
nah nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah nah

Ohh when the whites go marching in,
ohh when the whites go marching in,
I wanna be in that number,
ohh when the whites go marching in.

We're Leeds United
We'll never be defeated!
We're Leeds United
We'll never be defeated!

Ohh Harry Kewell,
Harry-Harry-Harry Kewell,
Harry-Harry-Harry Kewell,
Ohh Harry Kewell

Englands Number One!
Englands-Englands Number One!
Englands Number One!
Englands-Englands Number One!

The Bradford end is always full
the Bradford end is always full - full of what?
It's full of pakis, whites and nigger's
ohh the Bradford end is always full!

Keano! There's only one Keano!
There's only one Keano!
There's only one Keano!

LA LA LA LA KEANO!
LA LA LA,
LA LA LA LA KEANO!

And it's Leeds United (3 claps)
Leeds United FC!
We are the greatest team in football,
the world has ever seen,
and it's Leeds United (3claps)
Leeds United FC!
We are the greatest team in football,
the world has ever seen.

Y... R... A!
we're Yorkshire's republican army
we're barmy wherever we go
we fear no foe because we're Y.R.A!

Does she take it - Does she take it
Does she take it up the arse?
Does she take it up the arse?
(Towards Beckham)

give us a song!
give us a song!
give us a song!
give us a song!

Glory - Glory Leeds United,
Glory - Glory Leeds United,
Glory - Glory Leeds United,
as the whites go marching on-on-on,
and on-on-on, on-on-on, on-on-on...

We're all going on a European tour
a European tour a European tour!
We're all going on a European tour
a European tour a European tour!

If you hate Leeds United have a go!
If you hate Leeds United have a go!
If you hate Leeds United,
hate Leeds United,
hate Leeds United,
HAVE A GO!

We're Leeds! And we're proud of it!
We're Leeds! And we're proud of it!
We're Leeds And We're proud of it!
We're Leeds And We're proud of it!

We've won the league,
We've won the cup,
We've been to Europe too,
We're here today,
We're here to stay,
We're here to fight for Leeds!

If you hate Man United clap your hands!
If you hate Man United clap your hands!
If you hate Man United,
hate Man United,
hate Man United,
clap your hands!
(Clapping)

Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U!

Are you watching? Are you watching?
Are you watching Manchester?
Are you watching Manchester?

We all love Leeds, and Leeds, and Leeds,
Leeds, and Leeds, and Leeds, and Leeds,
Leeds, and Leeds, and Leeds, and Leeds,
We all love the Leeds!

Can you hear the (team) sing, no-oh, no-oh,
Can you hear the (team) sing, no-oh, no-oh,
Can you hear the (team) sing,
I can't hear a fucking thing,
No-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh , oh!
SHHH!

The whites are coming up the hill, boys!
The whites are coming up the hill, boys!
They all laugh at us, they all laugh at us,
They all say our days are numbered,
Born to be a Tyke,
Victorious a Tyke,
If you wanna win the cup, then you'd better hurry up,
Coz Leeds United will be there!

Jonny Woodgate is our friend,
is our friend, is our friend,
Jonny Woodgate is our friend -
HE HATES PAKIS!

He's only a poor little Cockney Bastard!
His face is all tattered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he ain't here anymore!

We all love Leeds!
LEEDS!
we all love Leeds!
LEEDS!
we love Leeds!
LEEDS!
we all love Leeds!
LEEDS!
we all love Leeds!
LEEDS!
we all love Leeds!
LEEDS!
we love Leeds...

Ole! Ole-Ole-Ole, Ole! Ole! Ole-Ole-Ole, Ole! Ole!

MARK VIDUKA (5 claps)
MARK VIDUKA (5 claps)
MARK VIDUKA (5 claps)
MARK VIDUKA (5 claps)

He's here, he's there he wears no underwear
LEE BOWYER, LEE BOWYER!

Shit French bastard! you're just a shit French bastard,
Shit French baaastard, you're just a shit French bastard!

You don't know what your doing!
You don't know what your doing!
You don't know what your doing!

Who the Fuck!
Who the Fuck!
Who the Fucking Hell Are You?
Who the Fucking Hell Are You?

What the Fuck
What the Fuck
What the Fucking Hell Was That?
What the Fucking Hell Was That?

Ohh Rocky - Rocky!
Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky Rocastle!
Ohh Rocky - Rocky!
Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky Rocastle!

Super Leeds (2 CLAPS), Super Leeds (2 CLAPS),
Super Leeds (2 CLAPS), Super Leeds (2 CLAPS),
Super Leeds (2 CLAPS), Super Leeds (2 CLAPS).

Danny Mills Is Fucking Brilliant (5 claps)
Danny Mills Is Fucking Brilliant (5 claps)
Danny Mills Is Fucking Brilliant (5 claps)

We've got Dom Matteo, We've got Dom Matteo,
We've got Dom Matteo, We've got Dom Matteo!

Time to go! Time to go! Time to go! Time to go!
Time to go, Time to go, Time to go! Time to go fuck off!

Marching on together

Here we go with Leeds United, we're going to give the boys a hand
Stand up and sing for Leeds United, they're the greatest in the land

Everyday we're all going to say we love you
Leeds, Leeds, Leeds
Everywhere we're all going to be there, we love you
Leeds, Leeds, Leeds
Marrrrrrr ching on, together
We're gonna see you win
'Cos we're so proud
We shout it out loud
We love you Leeds, Leeds, Leeds

When I was just

When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother `What should I be?'
`Should I be Chelsea?
Should I be Leeds?'
Here's what she said to me:
`Wash your mouth out son
And go get your father's gun
And shoot the Chelsea scum
Shoot the Chelsea scum'
(We hate Chelsea, we hate Chelsea)

We had joy

We had joy, we had fun
We had Man U on the run
But the joy didn't last
'Cos the bastards ran too fast!

Hark now hear

Hark now hear, United sing
The Man U ran away
And there will be a massacre
Upon this Saturday

Who do you think you are kidding Mr Ferguson
(The Dad's Army theme tune)

Who do you think you are kidding Mr Ferguson
If you think you'll win the League
We are the boys who will stop your little game
We are the boys who will win the League again

We are Leeds

We are Leeds, we are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Leeds, we are Leeds
We are Lee Beds
We are Leeds, we are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Lee Beds
We are Leeds!

Oh Harry Kewell,

Harry, Harry Harry Kewell,               

Harry, Harry Harry Kewell,

Oh Harry Kewell .......

Alan Smith, Alan Smith, Alan Alan Smith,

He gets the ball and scores a goal,

Alan, Alan Smith.

Posh Spice is a slapper,

She wear's a big fat jewel,

And when she's shagging Beckham,

She thinks of Harry Kewell.

Manchester w*nk w*nk w*nk,

Manchester w*nk w*nk w*nk,

Manchester wa*nk w*nk w*nk.

If you hate Man United clap your claps,

If you hate Man United clap your claps,

If you hate Man United, hate Man United, hate Man United

Clap your hands.

Stand up if you hate Man U,

Stand up if you hate Man U,

Stand up if you hate Man U,

Stand up if you hate Man U.

He's only a poor little cockney,

His face is all tattered and torn,

He made me feel sick,

So I hit him with a brick,

And now he aint here anymore.