What's the difference between a Sunderland fan and a catfish?
One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
Troubled
Sunderland boss Peter Reid was visiting the North East's famous
Metro Centre when he met Niall Quinn. 'Why are you not in training
Niall.' asked Peter.
'I've got to buy a bag of tatties for the dinner.' replied Quinn.
'Get down to the training ground you clown, I'll get your potatoes
for you.' said Reid.
A little
while later, Peter bumped into rival Bobby Robson. 'What brings
you down here.' asked Bobby.
'I came to get a bag of potatoes for Niall Quinn.' replied Reid.
'Yeah' said Bobby 'that seems like a fair swap to me!'
