Q: Why did the Derby keeper quit from a pilots job?
A: Because he isn't very good in the air.

Q: How many Derby fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: As many as you like, they will never see the light.

Q: What is the difference between a battery and someone from Derby?
A: A battery has a positive side.

Derby have sacked their manager and employed a new Chinese manager.
His name: Win One Soon

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