Sam Hammam my lord, Sam Hammam,
Sam Hammam my lord, Sam Hammam,
Sam Hammam my lord, Sam Hammam,
Oh lord Sam Hammam!!

Alan Cork, Alan Cork, Alan, Alan Cork,
He's got no hair but we don't care Alan, Alan Cork!!

Shitty Swansea City went to rome to see the pope,
Shitty Swansea City went to rome to see the pope,
Shitty Swansea City went to rome to see the pope,
And this is what he said... Fuck Off!!

Do the Ayatollah!!
Do the Ayatollah!!
la la la la, la la la la!!

Oh A Oh A Oh A Oh A Andy Legg, Legg, Legg

He's black,
he's mean,
he robbed the fruit machine,
Nathan Blake,
Nathan Blake.

He's white,
he's mean,
he's older than the queen,
Stevie White,
Stevie White.