Good old Arsenal,
Good old Arsenal,
we're proud to say that name.
And while we sing this song,
we'll win the game.

Who's that team they call the Arsenal?
Who's that team we all adore?
They're the boys in red and white,
And where fucking dynomite,
'cos Georgy Grahams mother is a
whooore,
yeah she's a whore, yeah shes a
whooore

Chim-Chimeny Chim-Chimeny
Chim-Chim-Chero
Who Needs Anelka
When We Got Kanu

Vieira wo o e o, Vieira wo o eo,
he comes from Senengal,
he plays for Arsenal,
Vieira wo o e o, Vieira

He's blond, Hes quick
His names a porno flick,
emmanuel, emmanuel

Eyes bright
skin back tight
bollocks to the front
we're the boys that make more noise
when we're on the cunt
we're the riders of the night
and we rather fuck than fight
we're the riders of the clockend highbury

Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal boys!
Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal boys!
Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal boys!
And if you are a Tottenham Fan,
surrender or you die,
cause we all follow the Arsenal.

Oh teddy teddy,
You went to man utd but you still a

Oh teddy teddy
You may have won the treble
But you still a cunt

One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal!
(repeat)

We`ll win coz we`re Arsenal,
We`ll win coz we`re Arsenal,
We`ll win coz we`re Arsenal,
We`ll win coz we`re Arsenal!
(repeat)
Que sera sera
Que sera sera
what ever will be will be
we`re going to Wemberly
que sera sera.

Go down the field again
Just one more goal
No other team can fight
like the boys in Red and White
Never let their Glory fade
Long may they reign
So let us all give out with
Up the Gunners, Up the Gunners Goal!

Drink, Drink....
Drink, drink, wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
but we don't give a shit, and we don't give a fuck,
Coz we came home with the Cup Winners' Cup!"

Roll out the Arsenal
Roll out the Arsenal
Lets have a barrel of fun
Roll out the Arsenal
We've got them all on the run
Just one more goal now
Then how we all will cheer 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,
The Gang's all here

You are my Arsenal
You are my Arsenal,
My only Arsenal,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
You'll never know just,
How much I love you,
So please don't take,
My Arsenal...Away
Na na na na na (ooh)
Na na na na na (ooh ooh)
na na na na na...

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way;
Santa is an Arsenal fan
And at Highbury today - oh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way;
Oh what fun it is to see
the Arsenal win away

Tiptoe through the NorthBank
Tiptoe through the NorthBank
with your razor and your shawed-off shotgun.
Tiptoe through the NorthBank
with MEEE!

Drink together in praise of the AFC
Fulham can stay at the Cottage
Southampton can stay at the Dell
And as for Tottenham hotspur
They can go to hell, to hell
So we'll drink, drink together
In praise of the AFC
Drink, drink together
In praise of the AFC

We won the league on Merseyside (1989)
We won the league!
We won the league!
We won the league on Merseyside!
We won the league on the Mersey!
We won the league on Merseyside!

We won the league! (1991)
We won the league!
We won the league on Monday Night!
We won the league on the Monday!
We won the league on Monday Night!

We hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Liverpool too
We hate West Ham United
But Arsenal we love you

I go to football on a Saturday
Bow Street on Monday - alright
We're going to Chelsea on Boxing Day
Liverpool have been here - had a fight

She wore a yellow ribbon...
She wore,
She wore,
She wore a yellow ribbon,
She wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of May,
And when,
I asked,
Oh why she wore that ribbon,
She said its for the Arsenal and we're going to Wembley,
Wembley,
Wembley,
We're the famous Arsenal and we're going Wembley.

By Jesus Said Paddy
By Jesus Said Paddy I sing it so well
I think I'll get up and I'll sing it again
So Paddy got up and he sang it again
Over and Over and over again

Who's that team they call the Arsenal?
Who's that team we all adore?
They're the boys in red and white,
and they fight with all their might,
and they're out to show the world just how to score!"

What we`re gonna do...
What we're gonna do
Is beat the scum,
Then we will show
That we're London's number one.
What we're gonna do
Is beat the scum,
Then we will show
That we're London's number one.

The (wanky) Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome...
The (wanky) Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
The (wanky) Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
The (wanky) Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
and this is what he said - "FUCK OFF!

My old man...
My old man said be a Tottenham fan
But I said fuck off bollocks, you're a cunt, you're a cunt
We'll follow the Arsenal over land and sea
We'll follow the Arsenal unto victory

Away in the manger...
Away in a manger,
no crib for a bed,
the little Lord Jesus
stood up and he said...
WE HATE TOTTENHAM, AND WE HATE TOTTENHAM...

One-Nil down Two-One Up (1987)
One-Nil Down, Two-One Up
We knocked Tottenham out the cup
La la la la la la la

Que sera, sera...
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what will I be?
Will I be Arsenal? will I be Spurs?
Here's what she said to me...
Wash your mouth out son,
Go get your father's gun
And shoot the tottenham scum
Que sera, sera...

When I was a little boy
When I was a little boy
My mother bought me a little toy
tottenham fan on a string
Told me to kick his fuckin' head in,
Kick his head in, kick his head in,
She told me to kick his fuckin' head in

Ian Wright my lord,
Ian Wright.
Ian Wright my lord,
Ian Wright.
Ian Wright my lord,
Ian Wright.
Oh lord, Ian Wright!
Ian Wright, Wright, Wright!
Ian Wright, Wright, Wright!
Ian Wright, Wright, Wright!
Ian Wright, Ian Wright,
Ian Ian Wright,
He gets the ball and scores a goal,
Ian Ian Wright!

There are good haircuts
and bad haircuts
but I've never seen a worson
oh he runs all day
and shags all night
Merson the person.

Steve Bould, Steve Bould,
Stevie, Stevie Bould!
He`s got no hair,
but we don`t care.
Stevie, Stevie Bould!

Bergkamp's fuckin magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw the Arsenal
He said I fancy that
He didn't sign for Villa
Or Chelsea cause they're shite
He signed for the Arsenal
Cause they're fuckin dynamite.
Only one Dennis Bergkamp,
One Dennis Bergkamp,
Going along, singing a song,
Walking in a Bergkamp wonderland!

Oooh, Georgie Graham`s magic,
he wears a magic hat.
And when he see the cupwinners cup,
he says I`m having that

He's sharp as darts -
His name is Stefan Schwarz,
Stefan Schwarz, Stefan Schwarz...
From foreign parts -
They call him Stefan Schwarz
Stefan Schwarz, Stefan Schwarz...
(He likes his tarts )
(does super Stefan Schwarz, )
(Stefan Schwarz, Stefan Schwarz...)

We've got Brian, Brian Marwood on the wing, on the wing.
We've got Brian, Brian Marwood on the wing, on the wing.
Brian, Brian Marwood, Brian Marwood on the wing
Brian, Brian Marwood, Brian Marwood on the wing

At number 1, it's Perry Groves
At number 2, it's Perry Groves
At number 3, it's Perry Groves
At number 4, it's Perry Groves
At number 5, it's Perry Groves
At number 6, it's Perry Groves
At number 7, it's Perry Groves
At number 8, it's Perry Groves
At number 9, it's Perry Groves
At number 10, it's Perry Groves
At number 11, it's Perry Groves
At number 12, it's Perry Groves
We all live in a Perry Groves world,
a Perry Groves world, a Perry Groves world.

Charlie, Charlie!
Charlie, Charlie!
Born is the king of Highbury.

We've got the biggest Willie in the land,
We've got the biggest Willie in the land,
We've got the biggest Willie in the land.

Sammels, Sammels!
I'd walk a million miles
for one of your goals,
Jon Sammels.

Singing b.e.r.t.i.e
Singing b.e.r.t.i.e
Singing b.e.r.t.i.e. m.e.e.
Bertie Mee!

Roy Keano OOHH EEE OOHH
Roy Keano OOHH EEE OOHH
For fifty thousand quid
He scores for Real Madrid
Roy Keano OOHH EEE OOHH
Roy Keano OOHH EEE OOHH

You're shit, and your ground's a dump,
You're shit, and your ground's a dump,
You're shit, and your ground's a dump,
You're shit, and you got no silverwear.

Double Double Double
Sol Campbell has won the double
And the cunts from the lane
have won fuck all again
As Sol Campbell has won the double

Heyyy, heyyy Yiddo's you scum
I wanna knowww
where your captain's gone

Fuck all, Fuck all Fuck all
Coz United have won fuck all
and the cockney reds are crying in their beds
As United have won fuck all

We won the league
We won the league
We won the league in Manchester
We won the league at Old Trafford
We won the league in Manchester

Carefree wherever you may be
Graham Le Sauxs got H I V
And we dont care whoever you may be
Coz chelsea got 2 but Kanu got 3

Big fat, big fat Frank
Big fat, big fat Frank
Big fat, big fat Frank
Big fat franky lampard

One man went to carry
Went to carry Lampard...

She wore
She wore
She wore fishnet stockings
She wore fishnet stockings and stillettoes on her feet
And when I asked just why she wore those stockings
She said it's for my client and his name is David Pleat
David Pleat, David Pleat,
He's the famous Tottenham pervert
And his name is david pleat...

we'll be walking round Highbury
with our willies hanging out
...
we'll be walking round Highbury
with our willies hanging out
...
We'll be walking round Highbury
Walking round Highbury
...
We'll be walking round Highbury
With our willies hanging out
Singing I've got one more foreskin than you...
Singing I've got one more foreskin than you...
Singing I've got one more foreskin
I've got one more foreskin
Singing I've got one more foreskin than you...

'e came from Borehamwood
'e aint no fucking good
Tim Sherwood, whooo ooh
Tim Sherwood, whooo ooh

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs missed an open goal
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs missed an open goal
How did he miss?
Arsenal took the piss
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs

Giggsy OHHH
Giggsy OHHH
He went round Dave and Sol
He missed the open goal
Giggsy OHHH!!

Adams: There's only ooooone Tony Adams, Ooooone Tony Adams, Walking along, Singing a song, Walking in an Adams Wonderland!

Bergkamp: There's only ooooone Dennis Bergkamp, Ooooone Dennis Bergkamp, Walking along, Singing a song, Walking in a Bergkamp Wonderland! ... or ....THERE IS ONLY ONE DUTCH MASTER ! (repeat) and that is bergy bergy bergy kick ass bergy!!!!

Dixon: (If I were a rich man tune) If I were Lee Dixon; la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa; I would play for a team like Arsenal; la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa; I wouldn't have to work hard; la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa; (repeat)

Henry: (Lord of the Dance). Run Run Whoever you may be. Theres noone fast as our Henry. And you'll be seeing red and nothing of the ball. Cause we are the London/F**king Ar-sen-al

Petit: He's blond, he's quick, his name's a porno flick .... Emmanuelllllllle, Emmanuelllllle! ... or .... He's french, he's blonde, he's won the coup de monde ... Emanuelllle,Emanuellllle!

Overmars: (to Robin Hood tune) Overmars, Overmars running down the wing, Overmars, Overmars always makes us sing, Feared by the rest, Loved by the best, Overmars, Overmars, Overmars Bould:

Parlour: Ooh aah Ray Parlour (repeat)

Winterburn: (Where's your mother gone tune) Niiiigel Winterburn, NIGEL WINTERBURN (repeat)

Vieira: Vieeeeeeira, Ooh oh ooh oh, Vieeeeeeira, Ooh oh ooh oh, He comes from Senegal, He plays for Arsenal, (repeat) ... or .... Vieeeeeeira, Ooh oh ooh oh, Vieeeeeeira, Ooh oh ooh oh, He comes from Senegal, He likes to have a brawl, (repeat)

Stepanovs: stepanovs, stepanovs igor stepanovs, hes got red hair but we dont care, igor stepanovs (a tribute to steve boulds replacement)

Arsenal: Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal Boys, Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal Boys, And if you are a Tottenham Fan, Surrender or you die, As we all follow the Arsenal!

Who's that team they call the Arsenal, who's that team we all adore? We're the boys in red and white and we're f**king dynamite and George Graham's mother is a wh*re, she's a wh*re

We're on the road with Arsenes army, we're all going to Wembley and we'll really knock them out when we win the FA Cup, Arsenal, Arsenal.

One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal! (repeat)

We'll win coz we're the Arsenal, We'll win coz we're the Arsenal, We'll win coz we're the Arsenal, We'll win coz we're the Arsenal! (repeat)

Good old Arsenal, We're proud to say that name, And while we sing this song, We'll win the game

Sing about the Gunners, We're the lads in Red & White, We can play the football game, And we can play it right. While there's still a minute left, We'll not give up the fight, When we go marching on Wembley. March on, march on! The boy's from Highbury. March on, march on! March on to victory. The Gunners colours on the Cup, Is what we're gonner see, When we go marching on Wembley!

She wore, She wore, She wore a yellow ribbon, She wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of May. And when, I asked, Oh why she wore that ribbon, She said, it was for the Arsenal and we're going to Wembley, Wembley, Wembley, We're the famous Arsenal and we're going to Wembley!

Ooh to, Ooh to be, Ooh to be a Gooner!

("I Am The Lord of the Dance" Tune) Green, Green's, the new colour for me; Green is the turf at Wem-ber-lee; And that is where The Arsenal will be; In the FA Cup in 83!!! ... or ... Green, Green's, the colour of our team; As Green as the grass at Wem-ber-lee; Where we'll meet you all whoever you may be; In the FA Cup in 83!!!

I'm for ever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air, they rise so high, but like West Ham they fade and die, Tottenham always running, Chelsea running too, Arsenal always running, but only after you!!!!

(to the tune of 'Que Sera, Sera') When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother, 'what will I be?' Will I be Arsenal? Will I be Spurs? Here's what she said to me: Was your mouth out son, and go get your father's gun And shoot the Totteham scum, Que sera sera

I'm a knock kneed chicken I'm a bow legged hen, I haven't had a fight since I dont know when, I don't give a gobble and I don't give a w@nk, we are the Arsenal NORTH BANK!

Drink Drink...
Drink, drink wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
but we donn't give a s**t and we don't give a f**k,
'coz we came home with the Cup winners' cup!

Drink together in praise of the AFC
Fulham can stay at the Cottage
Southampton can stay at the Dell
And as for Tottenham Hotspur
They can go to the hell, hell
So we'll drink, drink together
In praise of the AFC
Drink, drink together
In praise of the AFC.

What we're gonna do...
What we're gonna do is beat the scum, Then we'll show that we're London's number one.(repeat)

jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Ohh much fun it is to see that arsenal win awaaay.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Ohh much fun it is to see that arsenal win away.

Away in a manger, no crib for a bed, the little lord Jesus looked up and he said....... "WE HATE TOTTENHAM AND WE HATE TOTTENHAM"

The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope
and this is what he said
FUCK OFF!!!
Who's that team they call the Arsenal
Who's that team we all adore
We're the boys in red and white and we're fucking dynamite and Georgie Grahams mother is a whore, she's a whore!!!

if i had the wings of a sparrow,
if i had the arse of a crow,
i'd fly over tottenham tomorrow,
and shit on the ground below!

We love you Freddie, cos you've got red hair
We love you Freddie, cos you're everywhere.
We love you Freddie, cos you're Arsenal through and through.

There's only one Dennis Bergkamp,
There's only one Dennis Bergkamp,
Walking along,
Singing this song,
Walking in a Bergkamp Wonderland.

We've got Dennis Bergkamp,
We've got Dennis Bergkamp,
We've got Dennis Bergkamp,
We've got Dennis Bergkamp,

Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry
Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry

Went down the Lane the other night,
To tell the yid scum
We got the new Ian Wright, they said to me,
How can that be
I said to them,
We got Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry ..........

Vieira, whoa-oh oh
Vieira, whoa- oh oh
He comes from Senegal
He plays for Arsenal.

Kee-own!
There's only one Keown,
There's only one Keown,
There's only one Keown.

Chim chimeree, chim chimeree, chim chim cherooo,

Who needs Anelka when we've  got Kanu

We got Campbell, We got Campbell,

We got Campbell from the Lane,

We got Campbell super Campbell,

We got Campbell from the Lane.

We got Campbell for nothing from the scum,

We got Campbell for nothing from the scum,

We got Campbell for nothing from the scum,

We got Campbell from the scum...........

Heeeeey hey Yido's
Yid....Scum...
I wanna know
Where your captains gone.

Double, double, double

Sol Campbell has won the double

And the c*nts down the Lane

Have won f*ck all again

And Sol Campbell has won the double.

The w*nky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The w*nky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The w*nky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said
F*CK OFF.

Hark now hear the Arsenal sing,
The Tottenham run away,
And we will fight forever more,
Because of Boxing Day.

Tony Adam's magic,

He's got a magic knob

And when he saw Caprice,

He stuck it in her gob,

He stuck up her fanny,

He stuck it up her bum,

And when he went down Shite Hart Lane

He f*cked Glenn Hoddle's mum.

What do you think of Tottenham?
SH*T
What do you think of sh*t
TOTTENHAM.

Away in a manger,
No crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus looked up and he said,
We hate Tottenham, and we hate Tottenham.

We had joy, we had fun,
We had Tottenham on the run,
But the joy didn't last,
Because the b*st*rds ran too fast

When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what will I be,
Will I be Arsenal, will I be Spurs,
And here's what she said to me: Go wash out your mouth son,
And go get your fathers gun,
Shoot some Tottenham Scum.

Are you watching,
Are you watching,
Are you watching Tottenham?
Are you watching Tottenham?

Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal Boys!
Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal Boys!
And if you are a Tottenham Fan,
Surrender or you die,
As we all follow the Arsenal

When I was a little boy,
My mother bought me a little toy,
Tottenham fan on a string,
Told me to kick his f*ckin' head in,
Kick his head in, kick his head in,
She told me to kick his f*ckin' head in.
 

Have you ever seen the Tottenham win the league?
Have you ever seen the Tottenham win the league?
Have you ever seen the Tottenham,
Ever seen the Tottenham,
Have you ever seen the Tottenham win the league?

You won the league in black and white,

You won the league in black and white,

You won the league in the 60's,

You won the league in black and white

(also used against Chelsea but changed to 50's)

Tim Sherwood whoa-oh oh,

Tim Sherwood whoa-oh oh,

He comes from Boreham Wood,

He aint no f*cking good.

Stand up if you hate Tottenham,

Stand up if you hate Tottenham,.....

We won the league in Manchester,

We won the league in Manchester,

We won at Old Trafford.

You're gonna win f*ck all,

tra la la la lar

You're gonna win fuck all,

tra la la la lar.....

Arsene Wenger's Magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw the Double,
He said 'I fancy that.

CHAMPIONS!
CHAMPIONS!
CHAMPIONS!
CHAMPIONS!

We've got that Double feeling,
Oohh, that Double feeling,
Yeah that Double feeling,
'Cos it's ON ON ON!

Who the f*ck are Man United?
Who the f*ck are Man United?
Who the f*ck are Man United?
As the Reds go marching on, on, on

You are my Arsenal,
My only Arsenal,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
You'll never know just,
How much I love you,
So please don't take my Arsenal away.

Arsene Wenger's red and white army!
We hate Tottenham!
Arsene Wenger's red and white army!
We hate Tottenham

We all follow the Arsenal,
Over land and sea, (and Leicester!)
We all follow the Arsenal,
Onto victory!

F*ck 'em, f*ck em all!
United, West Ham, Liverpool,
We are the Arsenal, we are the best,
We are the Arsenal, f*ck the rest

By Jesus said Paddy, I sing it so well,
I think I'll get up and I'll sing it again,
So Paddy got up and he sang it again,
Over and over and over again...........

We love you Arsenal,
We do,
We love you Arsenal,
We do,
We love you Arsenal,
We do,
Oh Arsenal we love you

One team in London,
There's only one team in London,
One team in London,
There's only one team in London

One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal!

Boring, Boring Arsenal,
Boring, Boring Arsenal,
Boring, Boring Arsenal.

Good old Arsenal,
We're proud to say that name,
And while we sing this song,
We'll win the game.